Quetz

Quetz is the bane of nemui and a big weeb. he joined the uma musume discord server because he thought it would be a good meme but he's a degenerate nerd and decided to stay.

Early Life
quetz was not born and to this day has not been born, nor does he ever intend on being born due to the fact that life sucks. when asked if he wants to be born, he replied "five more minutes." this has been happening for approximately 2 centuries

Quetz's keyboard breaking
one day that i dont remember when, quetz's a key decided to stop working. for several months he had to copy and paste the letter a when he wanted to type that. it suddenly fixed one day

it then fuckign broke again and as of the 10th of august 2019 it has been broken for about 2 months, thats right i wrote this fucking page pasting the a key each time i need to use it.

the laptop incident
despite being generally acknowledged by all as a flawless human being, quetz jumped on his laptop and shattered the screen, although the laptop suprisingly kept working.

in quetz's defence, the microwave was going off and the laptop was in his way, so he felt like jumping over it. unfortunately his feet skimmed the top of the screen and sent it down with the force of his whole body.

Death
quetz is fuckign dead

Quotes

 * "nemui sucks"
 * "pine tree's fucking suck"
 * "whats up uma's i just failed my graphic design exam"
 * "go to sleep!"
 * "god i am tired i should go to sleep"
 * "hello i am quetz and im a flawless human being"